英文的笑話或謎語三篇 | you are good night i am there going笑話
英文笑話ASmallDragonXiao-long:Ma,whydidyounamemeXiao-long(asmalldragon)?Mother:BecausewhenIwaspregnantwithyou,Idreamedofasmalldragon.Xiao-long:Oh!Isee...But,but,but,ifwhatyoudreamedofwasnotasmalldragon,butasmallpig,then... 小龍小龍:媽,為甚麼您給我起名字叫小龍?媽:因為當我懷你的時候,我夢過一條小龍。小龍:喔!我明白了。但是,但是,但是如果您夢到的不是小龍而是小豬那...____________________________________________________________________ ABusyPatientPatient:Doctor,Ifeelsoweak.Doctor:Okay,le...
英文笑話
A Small Dragon
Xiao-long: Ma, why did you name me Xiao-long (a small dragon)?
Mother: Because when I was pregnant with you, I dreamed of a small
dragon.
Xiao-long: Oh! I see. . .But, but, but, if what you dreamed of was not
a small dragon, but a small pig, then . . .
小 龍
小龍:媽,為甚麼您給我起名字叫小龍?
媽:因為當我懷你的時候,我夢過一條小龍。
小龍:喔!我明白了。但是,但是,但是如果您夢到的不是小龍而是小豬那 . .
.
____________________________________________________________________
A Busy Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel so weak.
Doctor: Okay, let me check.
Patient: Whats wrong with me?
Doctor: You are physically exhausted. You need more nutrition.
Patient: How can I get enough nutrition quickly? I am a very busy man.
Doctor: Intravenous drip.
Patient: How long would it take?
Doctor: A couple of hours.
Patient: (Points to the intravenous drip bottle) May I drink it? I can
finish it in three...