英語黃色笑話@ 真相藏在是非中 | you are good night i am there going笑話
捐血不如捐精Amanandawomanmeetinanelevator."Whereareyouheadingtoday?"themanasks."Imgoingdowntogiveblood.""Howmuchdoyougetpaidforgivingblood?""About$20.""Wow,"saystheman,"Imgoinguptodonatesperm,andthespermbankpays$100."Thewomanangrilygetsofftheelevator.Thenextday,themanandwomanmeetintheelevatoragain."Fancymeetingyouagain.Whereyouofftotoday?""Spermbank,"shesayswithhermouthfull. 小男孩問:媽媽胸前的那兩塊肉做什麼用的?LittleJohnnyistakingashowerwithhismotherandsays,“Mom,whatarethosethingsonyourc...
捐血不如捐精
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "Im going down to give blood.""How much do you get paid for giving blood?""About $20.""Wow," says the man, "Im going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again."Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?""Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.
小男孩問:媽媽胸前的那兩塊肉做什麼用的?
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest?” Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didnt forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, “Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.” Johnny thinks that’s neat and as...