〈英文笑話:095〉你的狗會不會咬人? YOUR DOG BITE? | 咬人英文
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Therewasa German shepherd layingin theyardandanold geezer wassittingonthe porch. "Excuseme,sir,butdoesyourdogbite?"the touristasked. Theoldmanlookedupoverhisnewspaperand replied,"Nope." Assoonasthetouriststeppedoutofhiscar, thedogbegan snarlingandgrowling,andthen attackedbothhisarmsandlegs.Asthetourist flailed aroundinthedust,heyelled,"Ithoughtyou saidyourdogdidntbite!" Theoldmanmuttered,"Aintmydog." Keywords:German shepherd (n.)德國狼犬geezer (n.)...
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There was a German shepherd laying in
the yard and an old geezer was sitting on the
porch.
"Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the tourist asked.
The old man looked up over his newspaper and
replied, "Nope."
As soon as the tourist stepped out of his car,
the dog began snarling and growling, and then
attacked both his arms and legs. As the tourist flailed around in the dust, he yelled, "I thought you
said your dog didnt bite!"
The old man muttered, "Aint my dog."
Key words:
German shepherd (n.)德國狼犬
geezer (n.)怪老頭
porch (n.)(住家前有頂的)門廊
snarling and growling 嗥叫咆哮
flail (v.)揮舞
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